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When you watch scary movies

toocooltobehipster:

You’re all excited and cant wait for it to start

 

Then it starts getting intense and your like ZOMG!

Then your constantly thinking WTF WTF WTF…

Something really scary happens and you scream like a physco!

Now your going ape shit asking yourself why you even watched it

Then you go to sleep… LOL jks! your a paranoid motherfucker! 

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Me: I'm hungry
Fridge: Don't give a fuck.
Cabinet: Bitch, don't look at me.
Freezer: Lol nigga, you like ice?

Reblog if, as far as you know, no one has a crush on you.

dyke-recovery:

dweebers:

But that’s okay, I have food.

FOOD WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME EVEN THOUGH I EAT IT.

this GIF is so much cooler than any other GIF

LOL. Yeah…Hi.

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#haha  #xD  

That one friend who tells the whole class I’m the one who gave them gum..

toocooltobehipster:

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#lol  #relate  #relatable  

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azureshino:

tashababii21:

mrblackco1:

jonericrovira:

my mind is so fucking blown.

yooo dis blew ma mind to oblivion yooo shit is sick

WTF yoo he is slick ! I love this

MIND FUCKING BLOWN

OK that was tight now imagine that in 3D.

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#gangster  #sagging